Writing with the Sword

A 7-Week Live Course that will turn you into a dangerous fencer of words, who knows how to cut through layers of illusions, fears, and equivocation with one elegant stroke.

May 8 - June 26, 2024
Secret Class: Model Heresy. Simone with a bob haircut, smudging blue paint on her face, looking intensely straight at the camera. It's on!

Model Heresy

NEW WAYS TO PLAY WITH THE MODEL FOR THE WEIRDOS, WITCHES, AND THE PERPETUALLY CURIOUS

Get instant access to this 90-minute workshop for $25

Flamingos galore! Promo image for Simone's Summer Camp 2-week experience. There's a beach ball, starfish, flip-flops and a smily Simone.

Simone’s Summer Camp

Add an injection of fun, fresh inspiration, and cold hard cash into your business!

Get instant access to this pre-recorded virtual experience for $100

Simone's in a sexy cutout shirt with black sequin flowers in her hair, holding champagne. Cheers! Non-Abusive Selling Workshop - join us!

Non-Abusive Selling

BANISH HYPE, MANIPULATION, GASLIGHTING, PAIN-POINT-PUSHING, SCARCITY-GENERATING, AND ALL OTHER FORMS OF FUCKERY FROM YOUR SELLING.

Get instant access to this 2-hour workshop for $25

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How to NOT Gaslight Your Clients

Here's the good stuff that happens when you learn how to NOT gaslight your clients:

  • You AND your client experiences more mutual trust, satisfaction, and breakthrough in every session

  •  You know exactly how to work with clients who are "resistant" or "difficult" to help them to open up and transform, without ever forcing your views or tools on them

  • Because there is more trust and safety to explore deeply, your clients get WAY better results

  • in the longer run, you develop a reputation for integrity, efficacy and ethical business practice, which means more profitable and sustainable business for you...

  • ... and ultimately, a way better reputation for our own industry which means greater numbers of people have access to higher quality help.

Get instant access to this 90-minute workshop for $25

How to Write Specific Copy

You will leave feeling like “specificity is my bitch and I know how to use it to sell anything.”

Watch the 2-hour masterclass recording for $25

The Way of the Dragon

A 5-Week Course on Practical Metaphysics

Ran live February 29 - April 4, 2024 & now can be purchased as self study.

Simone’s Slumber Party

Let me teach you everything I know about HOW TO MARKET TO THE UNCONSCIOUS MIND…

… in a digital extravaganza of groundbreaking neuroscience-backed insight and action.