Practical Allyship
More than theory. More than performativity. Welcome to the real work of allyship.
Get the 2-hour class + Q&A recording + transcript for $45.
Cold Pitch Magic
Master the art of life-changing cold pitches.
Get the 2-hour class + Q&A + transcript for $45.
Simone’s Summer Camp
Stuck in a business rut? This is your ticket to Inspiration City and Cashville!
Bigger results and bigger fun than you’ve ever had.
$100
Non-Abusive Selling
BANISH HYPE, MANIPULATION, GASLIGHTING, PAIN-POINT-PUSHING, SCARCITY-GENERATING, AND ALL OTHER FORMS OF FUCKERY FROM YOUR SELLING.
Get instant access to this 2-hour workshop for $25.
How to Write Specific Copy
I’ll teach you how to write in a way that makes people go “I feel seen and attacked in my soul and I need to work with you because holy wow no one has ever spoken to my experience this way.”
$25
The Way of the Dragon
I have been asked countless times how I do my own “inner work, or how I apply spiritual technologies to my business-building. This is it.
Students have compared this course to psychedelics. Which I have never taken. But I do the work that’s in this course, so…
$360
Simone’s Slumber Party
Let me teach you everything I know about HOW TO MARKET TO THE UNCONSCIOUS MIND.
This is the ultimate course on marketing, from a former hypnotist’s perspective.
$100
Writing with the Sword
This is where all your copywriting woes come to die.
A 7-Week Course that will turn you into a dangerous fencer of words, who knows how to cut through layers of illusions, fears, and equivocation with one elegant stroke.
$500